- The Nation – One of the few newspapers in circulation. Probably the most serious, broadsheet-like one.
- National Bank of Malawi (NBM) – The bank of choice of VSO volunteers, unless there isn’t one near your placement location. It’s no Coutts, but to be fair to them, they had a good number of ATMs (and they mostly worked). If you get in early in the morning as they opened, the wait is usually short. But if you go during peak times – especially on Fridays, Saturdays and month-ends – when you might be literally queuing out the door.
- Nokia – Bulletproof old mobile phones! Worthless to most of us nowadays, but absolutely priceless to a working class Malawian. Please never throw away your old handsets, lots of charities will recycle and redistribute them to someone in need. A simple mobile phone can be a really powerful tool in a developing country, and it’s simply a nice present to give.
- Nsanje – Southern most district of Malawi. A very hot part of a hot country! Where my good friend and fellow volunteer Fiona was based. We visited her in September 2013 and had a fantastic time seeing the Elephant Marsh. Really great memories – see here.
- Nsima – Maize flour and water stodge. Really difficult to cook well – see photo! Staple food of 99% of Malawians, but not a favourite with azungus/foreigners in general. There’s a common saying: “If you haven’t had nsima [in your meal], then you haven’t eaten.” There’s a much improved Wikipedia page on this now, following my fellow volunteer David’s last update.
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- Mandasi – Malawian doughnut! But no filling or sugar (too expensive). Favourite street food, especially in the morning when they’re fresh; Not so good when they’re cold and stale. Cost a modest 50-80 kwacha (10-20p). Good choice if you’re desperate for sustenance and don’t want to play “samosa roulette” (the other favourite street food, which may or may not give you diarrhea).
- Mountains – Malawi is blessed with a beautiful landscape with nice mountains to hike or just look at from afar. Among them is the Zomba Plateau, which is simply stunning to look at and beautiful to look from at the top. Although I’m normally not a fan of walking, the hike up the “Potato Path” is probably one of my favourite outdoor activities. Coming down the steep path while it’s wet and slippy, and being passed by locals without footwear and carrying a whole tree on their head, is a humbling / embarrassing / amusing experience – I’m not kidding, see photo below!
- Mulanje – The tallest mountain in Malawi, which unfortunately I haven’t hiked, yet. Plenty of (“juju” / witchcraft) stories of lost souls if you dare to try hike it without a guide. Probably best to join or at least consult the Mountain Club of Malawi if you want to try it – seriously.
- Mvula – Chichewa for rain. Also a popular surname.
- Mzuzu – Biggest city in the Northern Region. I didn’t spend much time there but passed through a few times. Less industrial than Blantyre and less of a concrete jungle than Lilongwe, bigger than the old colonial capital, Zomba. More rain than any of the other 3 cities due to its altitude, so very green almost all year round.
Preface: Malawi has suffered terrible, devastating floods over the past few of weeks – see #MalawiFloods. It’s now a humanitarian crisis with a huge impact for the future as well. So it requires our attention and help. Ryan Reynolds has tweeted a direct link to the fundraising campaign of an orphanage he visited in 2007. My friend Kathryn has written a vivid post about it here – please go read it to understand what it’s really like out there. You’ll also learn about the resilience and strength of the Malawian people to endure and carry on living, surviving. So, in an odd way, this quasi-humourous post is a dedication to them and their ability to carry on.
Sorry for the long break from the last post. Even though I’ve chosen not to have a TV since returning from Malawi, I still find myself to be extremely time poor… maybe it’s just my overwhelming inefficiency at everything caused by a need to procrastinate! Anyway, I said that I would finish this A to Z before ending the blog, so here’s another step.
- “L” is for, well, “R”?!
Malawians have a tendency to use L’s and R’s interchangeably, which can be confusing and sometimes have rather funny consequences. It’s a trait shared with many Chinese people, so it has extra resonance for me.
Long and “rong”
Late and rate
Lice and rice, fry and fly (which is also a simple playground game which every kid plays; it’s kind of like dodgeball)
Laugh and “raff”
A shop sign bearing: “Airwolrd” in Airtel‘s bright red colour scheme is a sight to behold. Lastry, elections can be a funny time for multiple reasons…
- Lilongwe – The capital city and my home for 18 months.
- Kamba Puffs – The ubiquitous maize snack. Full of salt but not a lot of nutrients. They’re somewhat hit and miss in my personal opinion. Sometimes, if you get a relatively fresh pack, they’re edible – still kinda fresh and crunchy. They do not taste good when they’re stale and soggy! In any case, all kids seem to love them. Just like rice is a once-a-year treat at Christmas for many, a packet of “Kamba” are traditionally part of a kid’s Christmas gift, along with one set of (second hand) clothes.
PS. I’m really going to miss the kids and Malawi this Christmas.
- Kawalazi Tea Estate – We visited Kawalazi when my family came to visit in October last year. It’s a big estate in the Northern Region, between Mzuzu and Nkhata Bay. A high altitude, hilly area with its own tropical micro climate. Hence the tea growing because of the rain. It was wet and muddy on the day we visited. So much so that I almost got our rented Toyota Land Cruise 4×4 stuck while taking a detour to get round a lorry which was really stuck and blocked the main road through the fields and fields of tea! We saw some fantastic scenery, got a tour of the factory and learned about the tea making process. Thanks again to my fellow volunteer Rona for arranging this.
- Kandewe Cultural Heritage Site – Where the famous Basket Bridge is located. It has allegedly stood for almost 100 years – can’t remember the year it was built off the top of my head. On our way to Kawalazi, we stopped by Kandewe. It is on one of the few roads going through the north! Kandewe is one of Coffee‘s (another VSO volunteer from Hong Kong) sites for her eco-tourism project, in partnership with the Ministry of Tourism.
- Jambo – Swahili word for hello. Used plenty during my trip to Tanzania and Zanzibar.
- Jumbo – Chichewa word for the ubiquitous plastic bag! Earlier this year, the Government of Malawi banned the sale and use of thin plastic bags. But of course, this is Malawi… so there was considerable legal wrangling to overturn this! Officially, it’s an attempt to protect the environment and curb the scourge of littering which happens in most places. Expectedly so since there is no real working waste disposal system, even in the capital city of Lilongwe. So people (including volunteers and expats) resort to burying, or worse, burning all their rubbish (“zinyalala“).
All in all, a good idea in principle, going by the progress made on this issue by Rwanda – The Country That Bans Plastic Bags.
However, as my savvy fellow volunteer David pointed out, the way this was implemented with such a short notice, brought severe livelihoods challenges for many street traders. In most markets, you’d find an invariably young boy trying to sell you a jumbo to carry your fresh vegetables and other groceries. I wonder what’s happened to them and their “trade” now.